And The Quotes For Today Are....

(In cinema, watching end credits for Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang.)

Me: The credits last a looong time, they must be listing each of the fairies that helped with the magic parts of the film.

Bethany: I bet they did it with a computer.

Me (sad that Bethany is growing up and no longer immediately believes the fairies did it!): Awwww, you are growing out of your boots!

Bethany: But I'm not wearing any!!

Gotta love literal kids, eh?

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(Playing 'who am I?')

Eloise: Is it a man?

Bethany: Yes.

Eloise: Is he real?

Bethany: Yes.

Eloise: Is he famous?

Bethany: Yes.

Eloise: Is it Michael Crawford?

Bethany: Yes!

Eloise: I knew it would be when you said he was famous.

Bethany: What about everyone else???

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Eloise: Mummy, do you just change the letters round to make biscotti into biscetti?

Me: I don't think there is such a word as biscetti.

Eloise (exasperated): Noooo, biscetti, that other word that's like biscotti!

Me: I... erm... (thinks)... do you mean biscuit?

Eloise (completely exasperated!): NOOOOOOO! You know, BIS...GET...TI, the string stuff!!

Me: Spaghetti?

Eloise: YES!!!

It's such a shame she'll grow out of this... although it would be a shame if she didn't! ;)